Fuck-Beans

"FUCK BEANS!" is something shouted when you're pure raging at something and/or somecunt

" Ah fuck-beans, I was going to have a munch of that "

" Fuck-beans, I think the prostitute I got up last night's choked on her crunchy nut "

by Jamie Sebastian May 3, 2007

Can O' Beans

Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.

Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.

Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!

by poopieface1345 May 8, 2010

Boston Baked Beans

When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out

Chris loves Boston Baked Beans

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

give me the beans

A simple phrase to use in nearly any situation, but make sure that when you use it, people don't think less of you. Use it for comedic purposes.

Mom: Hey, I dropped that. Could you give it to me?
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.

by CuberPS4 (follow me on Twitch) March 18, 2020

Off The Beans

Really good, the best, beacause with a roast the beans are really good covered in gravy.

Kid looks at a hotted up car,

Kid: Woah look at that car.

Friend: Yea its off the beans.

by JedWilk December 29, 2007

cool beans

came from the tendancy for nipples getting hard(eg smuggling smarties, or peanuts) which is generally a cool thing

check out that chicks kewl beenz,

by brian January 7, 2004

beans

an indian person or a minority or a chink. these "bean people" as we call them are extremely bitchy and have bean quailties. if they are not an indian person/minority/chink but have bean qualities, they can also be called a bean.

1.) Look at that bean over there. She is so hideous looking.

2.) Ew your such a fricken bean stop being so beany !!!

by frijoles February 14, 2005