Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

faker baker

one who fakes smoking pot

Ryan McCall is a faker baker

by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

baker

another word for stoner sept waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

man that kids baked alllll the time hes a huge baker

by the great jmc April 30, 2006

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

baked bread feet

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.

*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet

by ... April 25, 2005

Bakeder

Being more baked (high) than someone.

Pfft Chris I'm waaaay more bakeder than you are man

by John_R October 27, 2007