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Mac Attack

n. When a mac user, after a relentless barrage of PC users offending his computer, goes on a violent rampage.
"Did you hear about Jim?"

"No. What happened?"

"He's dead. Tom killed him. It was a Mac Attack. Strangled him with his own fire wire."
by Last Pseudonym Available April 29, 2009
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Fart Attack

(n). When someone farts a really big fart.
I was walking past my bathroom and it stank like crazy. I swear, someone must have had a fart attack in there.
by cafeeenovrlode May 7, 2009
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break up attack mechanizm

when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.
when evyn broke up with laura,the break up attack mechanizm imdediatly followed.
by evyn hajas February 11, 2006
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Big Rack Attack

Condition

Common symptoms: sweaty palms, shortness of breath, and a raging hard-on that just won’t quit.

Onset: A pair of huge tits with perky nipples poking through a skin-tight shirt
Guy 1: Oh man, when i went in the club i got all the symptoms, the BRA really hit me!

Guy 2: No way man, that club was basically empty.

Guy 1: No, it was the barmaid who was serving in the corner!

Guy 2: Oh damn, I didn't get to see her. I know Big Rack Attack really affects you, i guess it's lucky you get it too often.
by Megan Fox....sure why not? January 16, 2010
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Sack Attack

The act of pulling just your balls out of your zipper, then while a chick is sleeping, shoving them in her mouth
Stupid whore wouldn't let me give her the shocker so i gave her the sack attack that night
by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005
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counter attack

To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.

Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.

"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006
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strap attack

When one or several strap on dildos are used to totally destroy an ass, pussy or both. This can include one person or many recipients of a dildo orgy.
"Yeah girlfriend me and Tonya really went to town on that ass. An all out strap attack. That bitch must have popped a multi orgasm cherry we beat that ass up so bad."
by droppinin August 8, 2008
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