A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.
Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.
Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.
Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!
by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012
Get the Walkup Wasted mug.Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.
by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012
Get the Heather Washer mug.The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.
Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
by Arfarfarf September 21, 2012
Get the Vanessa Wasted mug.When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012
Get the Coffee wasted mug.The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.
Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
by Kyle man November 15, 2012
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