Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.

“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 24, 2021

Nose Whip

Vaping through the nose

yo, check out this nose whip *inserts drip tip into nostril and takes a pull*

by tweezel October 15, 2021

Pistol whip

To strike your partner in the face/head with your penis

Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.

by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021

Indiana Whip Cream

Slang for whippets.

One summer in the 80s myself and Charlie Sheen went to Lake Wawasee to water ski but on rainy days we go buy out the of all their Redi Whip and enjoy some Indiana Whip Cream.

by Gimpygrunt November 7, 2021

Pussy whip

Pussy whip/whipped is when you drop everything to go chill with shordy. Also texting shordy while in a bool sesh is a red flag.

“Yea bois I might end up goin to shordys house after this natty” “Sorry fellas imma head over to shordys in a lil” “We know your going for mad pounding dog just go you pussy whip fuck” and at this point you smack whatever it is in said offenders hand.

by Guywhodrinksnattys November 15, 2021

miracle whip

ew worst thing of all

what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!

by himiko holmes January 22, 2022