call at the turn

In golf, to order food after the first nine holes.

I'm going to be starving by the 18th hole; let's call at the turn so our food is ready when we get there.

by j3rr33 May 6, 2006

Illegal U-Turn

A sexual act that occurs when the man reinserts his penis into the woman's vagina, after having had it in her anus.

Any doctor will tell you that nasty urinary tract infections can result from the Illegal U-Turn.

by j:vincent September 8, 2011

Eating the turnbuckle

Going down on a girl with a tampon in.

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.

by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017

Eating the turnbuckle

Eating out a girl with a severe yeast infection

Marty was so horny last night he spent it eating the turnbuckle on Kevin's mom.

by Poopdogfart February 17, 2017

Surf and Turf

A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).

Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?

Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.

by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

turn and burn

In the restaurant world, this phrase describes the method by which a server will try to get a table out of his section as quickly as possible. This method is especially useful when dealing with customers who are not spending a lot of money and therefore, will not leave a big tip.
Popular methods include speedy food delivery, dropping the check before clearing plates, using short and speedy sentences, and anything else that will expedite the process of getting those cheap customers the hell out of there.

Waiter #1: Bleeding hell! My 4-top ordered 4 glasses of water, and they're splitting an appetizer. And that's all they're getting.
Waiter #2: You better turn and burn if you want to make any money tonight.

by kotero January 14, 2007

turn

a shorten form of the word turnabout

Is she going with Jake to turn?
Yeah she just asked him today

by T Bella February 22, 2009