Turd Smuggler 

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

Turd Smuggler by Sebastian December 6, 2003

turd burgler 

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

turd burgler by Dish February 3, 2004

turd fluffer 

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

turd fluffer by Lotte September 21, 2004

Turd out 

To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.

Take the wheel, I have to turd out!

Turd out by pukenet March 1, 2010

Turd Transfer 

The act of pooping directly into another person's asshole.

Oh man Ben T. met up with some haggard chick last night, She ended up giving him the Turd Transfer.

Turd Transfer by Scatdude69 January 28, 2009

turd drowner 

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

turd drowner by malikai13 March 24, 2010

Turd Robber

So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!

Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.

You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.

Kate Bosworth, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Turd Robber

Turd Robber by sircaleb11 April 17, 2011