Rat Thoughts

The code name for the theory that cat people control the world and view us as rats and if the ‘rats’ don’t change their thoughts about cats, there will be severe consequences. On the 21st September 2021, cat people will kill the ‘rats’ (people that don’t worship cats) by trapping rats outside and zapping them with lasers from rooftops.

Rat thoughts grrrr (code used by cat people)

by AfterSunGrrrrrrrr May 26, 2021

Walmart tough guy

He doesn’t think your that guy, but he thinks he is that guy

A: look at him he’s a Walmart tough guy
B:I know right he sucks
Walmart tough guy: you’re not that guy pal your no that guy

by That guy pal that guy June 29, 2021

your thoughts dwell on your mother

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme

Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"

by ThunderTheFurry September 2, 2021

train thoughts

When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.

Bob: Why are you thinking about?
Carl: So I thought how I'm a pluviophile.
Bob: Yes...
Carl: It's cool how I love the rain and it's not calming though, however when you put the word phile at the end of it sounds predatory. It's odd to see how connotations can change the way people's perspectives are made up. It makes me think of many times I try to explain to someone about relationships, politics, or money yet they get turned off just by one word and yet have the nerve to tell me I need to be open minded.

Train Thoughts:
When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.

by McJcave18 November 27, 2021

Dripping through the floor

dripping through the floor is reaching enlightenment and feeling a state of euphoria/serenity. You have finally reached your goals and have achieved everything you desire.

I've made it, i have reached my goals, i'm dripping through the floor.

by .SUREFIRE January 26, 2022

Internet Tough Guy

A feckless, worthless useless human being. A paper tiger. (vulgar) A pussy.

That guy who comments on everything with a decidedly hateful point of view is a real Internet Tough Guy.

by Hal Jalikakik 2013 December 8, 2021

Sock through the pant leg

Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg

Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

by anonymous December 10, 2021