Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.
by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019
Get the Tip Toweling mug.A nationwide chain of poorly managed, off-campus, college dorm/appartments. When given the initial tour of the building, the potential resident is awestruck by the spacious rooms, walk-in closets, views of the city, and kitchinettes. The potential resident is also made to believe that the food court, which is attached to the building, produces amazing gourmet meals whenever the student is hungry. To make matters better, these delicious meals are included in the rent! However after living in any of University Towers's locations one realizes that all they bought was room in a building where every section smells like a different kind of shit. The amazing food ends up being anything the thieves in the cafe can make out of a tortilla and fried chicken. The spacious room is usually ruined by a roomate who is a mamma's boy and pees on the toilet seat.
Kid 1: "Living in University Towers is Great! The hallway on my floor smells like foreskin and burnt sugar today."
Kid 2: "Thats nothing, the elevator I took this morning smelled like rubber cement, jet fuel, and Japanese candy. On top of that, I was stuck in the elevator between floors for 20 min."
OR
Kid 1: "Today for dinner I had a buffalo chicken wrap."
Kid 2: "I spiced things up tonight. I had a chicken wrap with buffalo sauce."
Kid 3: "Man, that sounds good guys; much better than the tortilla with fried chicken, rice, and spicy red sauce that I had."
Kid 2: "Thats nothing, the elevator I took this morning smelled like rubber cement, jet fuel, and Japanese candy. On top of that, I was stuck in the elevator between floors for 20 min."
OR
Kid 1: "Today for dinner I had a buffalo chicken wrap."
Kid 2: "I spiced things up tonight. I had a chicken wrap with buffalo sauce."
Kid 3: "Man, that sounds good guys; much better than the tortilla with fried chicken, rice, and spicy red sauce that I had."
by BigNig J October 29, 2006
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Wet Towel
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
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The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
Get the Wet Towel mug.A habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one's personality; the one anomaly in a person's pattern of behavior.
by TaroTart October 30, 2011
Get the Green towel mug.A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.
by spootyhead January 9, 2017
Get the liberal tolerance mug.1. An educated cannabis smoker who knows about the various types and strains of the glorious herb, and their effects on the human body; including medicinal uses.
2. Someone who does not like to be refered to as a pothead or stoner, for they know far more than the average smoker and feel that he or she deserves a more fitting title than that of someone, who when brought to the attention that there are many different strains says, "Weed is weed!".
3. Someone who always has really good herb because they know what to get when making a purchase.
2. Someone who does not like to be refered to as a pothead or stoner, for they know far more than the average smoker and feel that he or she deserves a more fitting title than that of someone, who when brought to the attention that there are many different strains says, "Weed is weed!".
3. Someone who always has really good herb because they know what to get when making a purchase.
"I'm not a pothead, I'm a Toker; for a Toker...is an educated smoker."
"Oh no, Timmy doesnt fuck around; he's definately a Toker"
"Oh no, Timmy doesnt fuck around; he's definately a Toker"
by Sirus2008 January 13, 2009
Get the Toker mug.A person who spends 7days a week at Castle Towers. A person who prefers hangin out at towers to all other social activities, except maybe parties.
by towers bum1 January 3, 2008
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