mental threesome

Sex between two people where a third joins only in your head

Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021

Apple Three Way

When you have to plug something into a dongle to then insert into your phone or computer in order to use it.

I wish I had a newer pair of earphones, then I wouldn't have to have an apple three way to listen to the new DaBaby album.

by userIPM1234 February 1, 2022

Thirty-three

A hall of fame level cock size. Also the square root of 66

Did you see thirty-three’s hang down, that’s a lethal weapon.

by MRLING February 10, 2022

The three h’s

Happy, hungry, horny

When drunk my friends and I sometimes feel this as we feel hungry and happy and horny which equals the three h’s

by Arabella1332 July 11, 2022

Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from college at the reunion yesterday”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close the deal. Maybe next reunion”

by Jägertron July 21, 2022

Six among threes

A term used to describe a not entirely unattractive person (usually female) when they are surrounded by decidedly unappealing individuals, thus making them seem more aesthetically pleasing than they actually are.

John: "Hey, did you see that hot politician on TV last night?"

Jim: "Let's not get carried away, John. She was a six among threes."

by Posty the poster June 21, 2011

Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.

Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.

by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014