text bomb

Texting one word over and over again while someones phone is off so when they turn it on their phone will have a spaz.

I text bombed Tyler the word proactive 102 times yesterday.

by Snurpus November 29, 2009

Text conversation

A conversation, usually in text, MSN or Facebook chat, in which the conversee's (people in the conversation) communicate using only 'smiley' faces (faces can also be sad), and sometimes single letters, for example 'K' and 'U'.

An example of text conversation using only smiley faces;

Guy 1) She broke up wiv me.
Guy 2) :\
Guy 1) :'(
Guy 2) :(
Guy 1) :)

Another example is when one person is trying to keep the conversation alive, whilst another is only using smilies and single letters.

Guy 1) R U cumin 2 town?
Guy 2) Yeah, are you coming in as well?
Guy 1) Yeh
Guy 2) I might be a bit late.
Guy 1) :\
Guy 2) Is that ok?
Guy 1) K
Guy 2) OK, I'll see you later :)
Guy 1) KK, cya.

by The Number Of The Beast January 16, 2011

Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009

babble-texting

When a person keeps texting you every thought that crosses his or her mind relentlessly...no matter how inconsequential.

Geez! Arthur keeps babble-texting me every ten seconds! I don't care that he loves his morning coffee!"

by snowflame July 25, 2010

Voice Texting

Using text monikers such as LOL, OMG, ROFLMAO, and others during an actual conversation with another person

Janet: OMG, can you believe it? I mean LOL thats just too funny IMO

Karen: God, please stop Voice Texting me and use your real words

by Honeybearks October 5, 2011

Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020

Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 28, 2017