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Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

playing the ukulele by WackyRoccoTaco January 27, 2014

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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫

ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...

LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫

(breakdown)

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA by Kongamuse May 7, 2013

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The Uninvited

It's the kind of horror movie you expect to be cool and scary, but then you look at the rating (PG-13) and watch it, and its not all that great. The acting is pretty bad, and the scenes were something pops out at you and the music is so choreographed its the equivalent of watching High-School Musical.

I went to watch The Uninvited, now I don't see why people go to movies anymore.

Guy 1: Dude, I watched this weird version of High school musical!

Guy 2: Dude, It wasn't High School musical, it was that movie the uninvited.

The Uninvited by MeNoGrammar February 15, 2009