FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA

ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA by Kongamuse May 2, 2013

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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫

ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...

LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫

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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA by Kongamuse May 7, 2013

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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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