slurplus

An excess of unclear speech.

After uproariously carousing to da song of "To Life!", I'd imagine dat Tevya and his black-bewhiskered buddies displayed a great slurplus for quite a while afterwards.

by QuacksO December 3, 2022

Slurpable

A word that some kid in your school probably uses

Jimmy: Toes are very slurpable
You: No one asked

by anonymous December 5, 2022

slurp and sludge

When you just feel like sludging

“Holy shit man you know what I want to do? I wanna slurp and sludge so much right now”

by DropsByWil February 4, 2023

Slurpy Slime

blob.

slurpy slime.

by blob >:) April 13, 2023

slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023

Slurpitraitor

An invader performing oral acts on a man
Verb: to slurpitrate

Jamison snuck into Marcus’ house and performed oral acts on him whilst he was asleep. Marcus woke up to the slurpitraitor. Once finished Marcus escorted him out of his house leaving his door and windows unlocked in case of future slurpitration.

by Ann Anon June 4, 2023

Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 5, 2023