shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

by random edgy as fuck emo teen June 24, 2019

Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 24, 2019

Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

slunk

as in big dick

holy moly dude you've got a big slunk, brother

by ja ja ja ja ja ja ja April 6, 2019

Spunk-a-dunk

To pour in the milk first before the cereal

How dare you spunk-a-dunk with a perfectly good bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.

by Cheerios_Luver_69 September 7, 2019

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose

Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.

by Jlookeron September 25, 2019

Spunk Bubble

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by spunkbubble163 December 20, 2019