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Size It Up

To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.
Travis: "Size it up!"
Todd: "Stfu Travis."
by Lee Brody March 11, 2009
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size large

Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.
Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.

"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."

President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
by Luigi August 8, 2004
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Smike

To hit someone with a microphone so violently, they are soon murdered.
And so God smikered the small village of Mir for placing onions on his burger. He does not care for onions.
by Smiker_0994 May 26, 2009
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sizemore

when a man finishes after one pump.
Matt really pulled a sizemore with that girl last night, and was she disappointed.
by MasterDrew April 15, 2008
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baker smile

the facial expression you get when you know something bad just happened.
baker smile is durived quite often. mostly during such events that involve conspiring with jade, put in the same room as a stamilton or a jim, and especially, the most dangerous, when leaving a baker alone for too long
by Jennyfer April 22, 2005
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saize

Chiefly Wexford, Pennsylvania
v.
1. to embarass another by citing a salient logical error in his argument; to prove wrong
2. to humiliate, as through severe taunting and mockery
3. to reject in a particularly humiliating fashion
interj.
1. used to mock one who is saized
Haha, saized!
by Jayque October 16, 2003
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Slizer

someone who acts as if they've got a large round object rammed up thier arse
dude, this dude is a slizer
this slizer is no dude, dude
by zeriod November 30, 2003
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