skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

Skeet

A word used in place of vulgar language.

Where the skeet have you been?

What the skeet?

The skeetin' girl wouldnt hury up.

by Krissy O'Heron April 9, 2006

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008

skeet

v. to drop a banana item in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on it and skid out

Scott: "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah, I skeeted all over that sharp turn."

by thechamp April 8, 2007

fleet of skeet

Gang of bros and bitchs

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"

by Brovren October 22, 2007

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008