Skeet n Skirt 

When your done busting your load, you leave as soon as possible making up whatever reason you have to to abondon the chick

I had to give that beezy the skeet n skirt last night.

Skeet n Skirt by HTF Yadada January 26, 2010

skeeti pot 

When a guy ejaculates into a woman's nostril and the ejaculate comes out the other nostril.

Stephen: Yo, Carolina! Come over here and let me blow my load into your nose so I can see it drip from the other nostril.

Carolina: That is disgusting, yet intriguing at the same time. I'm totally game for the skeeti pot.

skeeti pot by ergoamazingness July 27, 2011

Skeetino Cracker Douche 

A Skeetino Cracker Douche is a white skank of a douche that says "Bato" alot. They can be spotted on the border of Mexico and hunted for there pelts that often smell like mexcian tampon, But beware they have a stinger that can give you AIDS "The African kind" witch is the worst kind, Happy Hunting!

John: Oh Yeah Cleevus I just caught a Skeetino Cracker Douche!

Cleevus: Ahh it smells like a Mexican Tampon!

Skeetino Cracker Douche by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

skeet jar 

A large glass jar in which a man(or woman) repeatedly cum/skeet into until it is full.

Dude, her Dad punched me in the face after I told his daughter that I wanted to pour my skeet jar all over her face.

skeet jar by skeetjar102 January 27, 2014

skeet 

the slang term for male reproductive fluid.

After rompus intercourse the male skeeted in my eye; causing a temporary blindness and burning sensation!!

skeet by modifferiss February 21, 2014

Skeet 

Slang that's origin is unknown. It has a variety of meanings, and means different things in different areas.

In the St.louis region, it usually refers to drugs and the act of "getting ripped off" or not receiving the proper amount of the drug you paid for.

"Man, I bought an eighth from johnny, and when I got home and weighed it, I found out he skeeted me out of a gram!"

"don't buy from that dealer, he's notorious for skeeting people"

Skeet by gamer50111 March 30, 2015

skeet stroke

When you have a stoke from masturbating in an unusually hot area

Dude, when I went to Africa I had a skeet stroke and passed out in the bushes

skeet stroke by Buttered poptart June 20, 2017