semen suitcase

Another word for an overly used vagina

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.

by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

Semigeniusishmess

(Noun: semi-gen-ius-ish-mess)

Origin: Maine, USA
Definition: You're not a genius, you're just a mess.

You shouldn't apply for that freelance gig after a couple glasses of wine. Tomorrow you'll realize that you weren't actually quirky and smart,... just kinda semigeniusishmess.

by TheHardcoreFreelancer May 21, 2016

Semichrist

A person that is similar to christ.

That guy can walk on water! He's a semichrist

by DiMiTrip June 8, 2016

semen samba

The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.

My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.

Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.

by Halluminati February 6, 2017

semejae

The one & only......only one man owns this name & he is...LEGENDARY!!!

Anthony Semejae Gl...en

by Supremehooligan March 13, 2017

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017