Scientardegist

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.

That stupid scientardegist Tom Cruise tried to convert me.

by Big Ol' Salvo January 9, 2011

Schoney

an abundance of meat

The chef had a schoney which prepared him for a weeks worth of meals.

by Sidan January 26, 2011

Sciene

1) To protect a person or animal from oncoming harm
2) To place yourself in a dangerous situation in order to defend another

3) To guard another person or animal, using pink or yellow fluffy instruments of randomness

Bob sciened his girlfriend from the man who approached her with a gun.

Joshua said, "Don't sciene me. Save yourself instead."

Jack could not answer his phone; he was too bust sciening the child from the the approaching hurricane.

by benkoalaface February 25, 2011

Scientisty

Of or related to scientists

Dude that lab coat looks so scientisty!

by roku13 March 23, 2011

SCIENGASM

to have an orgasm over science

doctor:you cant believe what this new medication can do !!
jack:calm down doc you are having sciengasm..

by turkiono May 8, 2011

schoned

to be nailed by a large vehicle whilst riding a smaller vehicle such as a motorcycle or bicycle. ultimately resulting in long term hospitalization.

Oh man did you hear about Jeremy? he totally got schoned by a Hummer.

by biggest dawg June 15, 2012

scientilicious

Scientifically delicious :)

That equation is scientilicious.
Look! What a scientilicious formula!

by Matej October 5, 2013