royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

Royally

Used as an adjective to describe someone or to describe yourself. If you are "royally ____" it means you're over the top, exceeding expectations. Commonly used when you're seriously messed up.

"I had 10 beers and I'm royally f*cked up, dude."

"He was royally messed up at that party last night, I heard he pissed on the couch."

by GlucoseGod September 1, 2021

Royale with cheese

When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.

My girl was not happy after I gave her a Royale with cheese man.

by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024

Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.

Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com

by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024

slap royale

the modt boring, and shitty game to ever fucking exist

slap royale and detonator fucking suck

by Mxghty December 7, 2024

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025