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Robert E Lee

The sexual act where the woman lies down on a bed, and the man sqats/sits over her face, with his body facing away from hers. he then proceeds to cover her eyes with his testicles, and move his anus up along the bridge of her nose.
while doing this, he must be wearing a cowboy hat, and at random times exclaim confederate slogans.
there is no real sexual pleasure gained from this act, however the sheer feeling of domination over the woman is pleasure enough.
girl one: "damn, i hear eric gave sarah the old Robert E Lee last night?"

girl two: "i wish my boyfriend would Robert E Lee me"

girl one: "me too, but some girls are just lucky i guess"
by boomanator March 30, 2011
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Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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Robert:I am armorized
Me:Shut up u stupid faggot
by Jeffs a faggot July 15, 2008
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His name is Robert Paulson

It's a memorable quote from "Fight Club", a great movie from 1999 that cause a lot of people to get their ass kicked frequently, usually by friends.

An unofficial anthem for the sadists (Someone who loves inflicting pain on others) as well as the unwritten bible for the masochists who love inflicting pain on themselves.
Sadist Yo man, his name is Robert Paulson *Sucker punches his best friend, knocking out 3 of his teeth, then they share a blunt while they reminisce about other fun stuff...

Masochist *screams out* His name is Robert Paulson, I wish mine was too *punches self in face knocking out 3 teeth, then lights a blunt only to put it out on his arm, while reminiscing about the other fun stuff.
by SCWIDVICIOUS December 30, 2011
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Robert De Niro

A sandwich, commonly ordered at a fast food restaurant, with nothing on it.
Person 1: Hi welcome to Wendy's how may I help you.
Person 2: I'll have a classic single Robert De Niro style.
by magna carta January 11, 2009
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robert

Bob: Domo arigato! Super roberto! Wait a minute...
Robert: -_-
by Robert N. >.> September 15, 2008
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Robert

Get down its Robert!!!!
by TRueAmerican7916 May 26, 2009
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