When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
Get the Memphis Dry Rub mug.When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
Get the Rubbing the old cake mug.When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
Get the Rubbing the old cake mug.Lewd:The day where someone can run your crotch or ass and you can't do anything in response unless the response is to rub back
Sfw:the day where your tail or ears can be rubbed and you can't deny it
Sfw:the day where your tail or ears can be rubbed and you can't deny it
by Hehenonono July 20, 2021
Get the Rubbing day mug.Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger
by Tasthlai August 6, 2021
Get the Tickle Rub mug.Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger
by Tasthlai August 6, 2021
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