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Pregonitis

Inflammation caused by fatigue, stress, and other physio- and psychological complications and symptoms experienced by a person(s) throughout pregnancy.
Ming, you're having a typical case of Paternal Pregonitis, where your wife is a prego, but you, the father-to-be is also experiencing the same pregnancy symptoms. Rest up before the baby arrives!
by Mo$ Mo B's December 17, 2019
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pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her
Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..
by Butters606 February 16, 2020
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Preggo Sauce

another word for amniotic fluid, as in the fluid you were soaked in when you were born.
my little brother was born today. he was completely soaked in preggo sauce when he got home.
by progect3548 March 16, 2020
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pregnancy powder

I’m not touching that table that’s not flour on it, it’s pregnancy powder!
by Bigtittywhore34 April 5, 2020
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pregnut

to ejaculate (or “nut”) into a pregnant woman
I’m going on a date with a pregnant woman tonight and sure hope I get to pregnut!
by Cpzzz April 5, 2020
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Pregnant

It's when a boy sticks his d*** in yo p**** and it touches an egg in yo body and it creates a baby
Gf: I'm pregnant
Bf: OMFG I'M GONNA BE A DAD
by Big Miyaaa April 14, 2020
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Preggomancer

1. One that uses the dark art of Preggomancy, in order to become extremely pregnant. Enough so that the pregnancy finds itself resting heavily upon divine anger.

The Preggomancer is the heir to plague of the Nile and the hardening of the heart, and embracing this, attempt to cheapen it until one day it becomes nothing more than #3.

2. Someone who likes Preggo on their macaroni.

It is not possible to retain both qualities at once.
The word Preggist falls improperly upon the language. The correct word is Preggomancer.

See Nadiya Suleman, or that mormom chick with like 20 kids,?! Now thats Preggomancy at its finest!
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