Hamcandle 

slang term referring to the erect version of the male sexual organ. COCK, BITCH

suck on my hamcandle

Hamcandle by GlargleMargle6534 April 14, 2008

pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her

Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..

pregame my hamcandle by Butters606 February 16, 2020

Hamhandling 

The complete and total pleasuring of a woman by any means necessary.

Roberto gave that Busty Blonde Waitress from Pub Italia the Hamhandling of a lifetime.

Hamhandling by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 19, 2006

ham candle 

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

ham candle by zach decof September 9, 2007

hamhanded 

To overemphasise a point.

Hazel was hamhanded in making her point to the newly widowed Mrs. Jones. "You're his wife? I though you said you husband is dead. He is? Then you are not his wife, you're his widow."

hamhanded by newsitian July 24, 2008

Ham Candle 

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.

Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!

Ham Candle by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021

hamdangled 

to be really stoned or drunk, or both

wow i'm fucking hamdangled man, gravity's not doing it's job

hamdangled by Koss flavour August 9, 2006