pearl farmer

When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".

Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."

by sorebackmothafucka November 27, 2007

pearl necklace

Cum around a woman's neck resulting from a titty fucking.

After ramming his 10-inch length between her wet tits, he gave her a new pearl necklace.

by J Rover April 20, 2009

Pearl Harbor

Cold, chilly, "there's a nasty nip in the air"

I went for a walk this morning, it was a bit Pearl Harbor

by pushtheenvelope1989 October 26, 2010

pearly gates

N. When a person removes their dentures and performs a blow job.

She popped her teeth out and put my cock through her pearly gates.

by aimila September 30, 2010

Joey Pearson

A semi-famous pop/R&B singer from Hinesville, Georgia, but currently living in San Diego, California. He was a semifinalist on the popular talent show Star Search, and has performed at venues such as the House of Blues and the Del Mar Fair in San Diego. He also appeared on a Christmas episode of Jenny Jones' talk show. Contrary to popular belief, Joey is not homosexual, but he has admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse with several men.

I saw Joey Pearson yesterday!!!!

by JPisTehRox0rz December 14, 2008

Pussy Pearl

Pussy Pearl noun- A grain of sand that is stuck in an ecosexuals genitals after indulging in sexual activities with the earth. After a prolonged time stuck this grain of sand transforms into a pearl.

Dude I went down on this ecosexual chick and to my luck I found a pussy pearl down there!

by BoomDoc22 May 19, 2018

Pearl Harbor

a terrible action movie

by Labatt Blue June 19, 2003