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peanut hamper 

a mathematically perfect name after a study of all languages.
I ran the numbers and Peanut Hamper is the perfect name for your child.

Peanut Butter Box 

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.
I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!

Peanut butter and jealous 

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

Peanut butter technique 

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.
Im using the “peanut butter technique

Peanut butter carpet 

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

Peanut Butter Blow Job 

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.