A piece of paper with a star on it

Protects you from the boogie man.

And everything else imaginable.

Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?

OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!

by Skyancez March 27, 2008

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

by Plumbob November 15, 2013

that paper

College degree or diploma.

He went to college and got that paper.

by DrNunya May 21, 2018

rock paper scissors

A strategic game played between two people. The choices are rock, paper or scissors gesture with the hand. Paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper.

Q:"Who's going to pay for lunch?"
A:"We'll rock paper scissors to decide."

The both count to three and simultaneously shape their hands into a rock ( closed fist ), paper ( open hand, palm down ) or scissors ( like a sideways peace sign ).

If there is a tie, they go again.

by Hank July 10, 2004

Toilet paper

Its an ass-wipe

by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003

paper faces

Money, dollars, an; to get money

Paper faces- " an ya niggas is just straight disgraces, I'm hustlin an stackin them paper faces
By Santana Crooze

by young crooze November 19, 2003

paper date

A date you get out of the personals, really just for the food and something to do.

"Hey, I'm bored and broke, wanna hook up with some lame paper dates and make them take us to that new restaurant?"

by Littleolygirl October 2, 2007