Scitter Pants

Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school

Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school

by Lidl Donuts February 8, 2022

Pant Prickle

The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes

Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle

Person #2: Dude, that's tough

by experiencedinthisfield April 3, 2009

No pants time

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.

Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)

by friendlyleader November 9, 2019

no pants romance

When a couple is in a romance simply for the sex. A couple who are in this type of relationship are usually socially with drawn or when with people can't keep there hands off of each other. And actually aren't even that fond of each other just each others genitalia

Guy 1:Yeah Dan was cool till he started going out with cyndie now i don't even see him any more.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.

by jrpuntouchable April 15, 2011

jiffy pants

pants of any ilk which provide a vibrating stimulus of the sexual variety

here boyo, have you seen my jiffy pants-I want to crack one off.

by toammy November 20, 2004

Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021