put you a knife

To stab or cut you. Most often used as a threat by a diminutive Latino with neck tattoos and a heavy Spanish accent.

Don't mess with my homies or I'll put you a knife esé.

by Chorizocabra November 19, 2010

put up on

to turn someone onto or inform someone of something new

I just got put up on that new Ipad 2, its hot.

by scifine6 April 29, 2011

put some guys on it

“Guys” can refer to a lot of things, usu. weed, beer, and cigarettes.

Ex: “I’m down to my last two guys, I should stop at the OP and pick some up.” or “Pass me a couple guys.”

“Put some guys on it” specifically refers to pot, however. Usually said when trying to come up with a plan or figure out rides or solve any number of simple tasks that become increasingly difficult to manage due to the inverse relationship between sobriety and basic problem-solving skills and everyone would just rather pack another bowl than decide right away.

1: “Where should we go to eat?” 2: “I dunno, put some guys on it. It’s fine."

1: “So what do you want from Sonic?” 2: “I dunno, man, we got guys on it, it’s fine.”

1: “What movie should we watch?” 2: “Fuck, man, put some guys on it. Gives me time to think. It’ll be fine. We got guys.”

by snaggletoothbaby May 28, 2011

put it on buzz

To zone out, become zombie-like, e.g. when watching TV or a movie. Turning off your brain.

I have enough of this homework b.s. I'm ready to grab a cold one and put it on buzz.

by Buzzmaster July 3, 2011

Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.

The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.

by glx October 31, 2011

Put The Waders On

Act of pulling through in a very tough situation.

I got triple teamed in Modern Warfare 3, but i put the waders on and killed them all.

by hcbasketball15 November 18, 2011

put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

by ekdar123 December 26, 2011