Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
by SLLS August 20, 2018
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Pork snout

to stick your nose in someone's ass
he's a porksnouter. at work and at home. At work, he suckss up to his boss because he is a pork snout. At home, when he has coitis with his wife, he pork snouts her
by Burmuda triangle November 06, 2016
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pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.
Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
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Pork Pile

A pile of braised unconscious people with exposed orfices.
by majorsudo April 23, 2022
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John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
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Pork-shaming

Making a non-muslim person feel bad for eating pork meat.
Thomas: *prepares pork cutlet in the kitchen*
Shamekh: "Eating haram filth again, i see." - he is pork-shaming Thomas.
by antrakinon June 20, 2023
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