poop stache

A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.

Evelyn: "Look at John, isn't he a hottie?"

Abby: "Yeah, too bad he has a poop stache"

by brittany snow February 2, 2008

youtube poop

Random video clips from video games, tv shows, etc, mixed together and tons of earrape.

Character 1: WelcomeemocleW to youtube poop.
Character 2: What the FaF.
Character 1: *earrape*
Character 3: SHUSH THE FAF UPP.
Character 2: Holy shish.

by A Silly Gentleman May 29, 2014

Poop sock

The sock one uses to poop at school

Bro can I borrow your poop sock?

by chief chungus February 7, 2019

Panty Pooping

the best fetish ever.

When a girl poops in her panties for boyfriend/husband, and he either masturbates or has anal sex with her poop-lubed butt. Pictures are great. Especially anime.

Me and my girl just discovered panty pooping! When I saw her panties bulging out, I got a huge hard on. I never knew poop was so erotic!!!

by Wowzerz2point0 July 31, 2009

poop dawg

The cooliest Zim character that was evr drawn

Word up kids, this is poop dawg!!!

by asd September 19, 2003

Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.

Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!

by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011