Rock, Paper, Handjob

Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.

The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

on paper

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically

The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008

Plastic Pape

Scottish slang for a Celtic supporter who claims to be Catholic, but turns out he's just daft !

I Beat the shite out of a plastic pape comin' out Celtic park last night.

by Moyz January 16, 2008

paper

in gangs, paper is another word for money or something to roll up smoke-able drugs in.

ay yo!!! wherz my muua fukin paper??

by gmg2011 October 3, 2008

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

by ChrisD June 11, 2006

paper

Heroin. It is called paper because of the stamp bag it comes in.

"You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."

by Pissbird December 31, 2006