Officer McNasty

A horny mcfaggot that loves them booty shorts.

Yo NIGGERFAGGOT TYNDRA, IM FUCKING OFFICER MCNASTY AND YOU AREN'T FUCKING DOUCHE

by I AM A NIGGA October 29, 2011

Sexuall Officer

A man that is willing to do the most messed up things and is willing to put Officers before bros before hoes.

Person 1: man my job sucks. what do you do?

Officer Violater: Bro im a Sexuall Officer

Person 1: lucky!!

by Harry789 September 24, 2011

office rat

he spies on colleagues, junior and bosses. he listens in on bathroom chats, telephone conversations, reads the mail on your desk, and checks your garbage. he gets you drunk and encourages you to make deep, dirty confessions, such as the pass your boss's wife made on him when he was carrying her shopping bags. he spills the beans when the right opportunity of self- advancement steals upon him, and dunks your head into the purgatory of perfidy.

Lucy: I smell a rat, is Luke around? For he, truly, is anointed the office rat!

by manjeet sg June 6, 2015

The Office

A show that uses a unique form of "comedy". I used to think it was funny but then I matured, and realized that it was an extremely stupid show.

"Did you catch The Office last night?"

"No, I don't watch that. It's fucking stupid."

by Jamesokay March 16, 2010

Offaly

An area where all unwanted Irish people are sent with an IQ below 78

That lad is so thick he should be in offaly.

by JinkyJ January 2, 2009

The Office UK

The most boring, bland, dull television show ever created.
Airs on Cartoon Network/Adultswim.

Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

office Santa

Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.

Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!

by pentozali April 16, 2006