6 definitions by manjeet sg
a pleasant sounding laughter, that makes the world come alive in a sudden burst of colors and sunshine.
by manjeet sg March 9, 2015
he spies on colleagues, junior and bosses. he listens in on bathroom chats, telephone conversations, reads the mail on your desk, and checks your garbage. he gets you drunk and encourages you to make deep, dirty confessions, such as the pass your boss's wife made on him when he was carrying her shopping bags. he spills the beans when the right opportunity of self- advancement steals upon him, and dunks your head into the purgatory of perfidy.
by manjeet sg June 5, 2015
when the recipient actually can't make out head or tail of the communication, or the verbal or bodily cues being tossed at him, or when he really doesn't want to.
a sound made by politicos when held to a worthy question, or a discussion on anything meaningful, when they are evading answers or don't know anything. anything undesirable: like heavy rain on the 7th hole, when one has had six pars and one birdie already, or a speech on birds and bees to a nun's self help group.
a sound made by politicos when held to a worthy question, or a discussion on anything meaningful, when they are evading answers or don't know anything. anything undesirable: like heavy rain on the 7th hole, when one has had six pars and one birdie already, or a speech on birds and bees to a nun's self help group.
it is utter nonsense! that baby is not mine! i am as innocent of unsheathed coitus as a wilted flower of the winter rain.
by manjeet sg October 26, 2014
Lazy
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
Martha: “I hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, and your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, and your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
by manjeet sg October 15, 2015
Lazy
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
Martha: “I hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
by manjeet sg October 15, 2015
A quality future bosses and politicians display from early childhood onwards. They are partial to longwinded and obscure explanations for the simple and the direct. When asked in pre school if they've cleaned behind the ears they tend to lapse into a long, shiny monologue on the merits of discontinuing plastic bags and collaring pet hamsters. Vagueness therefore is a noble and useful habit of committing to nothing, of never confronting the hostile other party and always letting the object person think what he's heard is probably what he wanted to hear, not realizing he couldn't be farther from the truth.
billy: 'I did the Sucksville Project which brought in handsome revenues to the firm. I expect suitable compensation and the corner office with the sea-view, and the tall secretary with the finely weighted boobs.'
boss:' d-uh? Collect tickets to the Sunday Game on your way out from my PA. And don't forget, we are full up to our necks with work. Yeah, i vaguely recall the project you speak of- I remember getting a raise for it last week. The system has high expectations of you, and we value this association. If you're free the next weekend i'd like you to stay back in office and fill in for me, and show us that commitment you've been talking of. Did you say something about a tall girl, I'm looking for a change myself.'
boss:' d-uh? Collect tickets to the Sunday Game on your way out from my PA. And don't forget, we are full up to our necks with work. Yeah, i vaguely recall the project you speak of- I remember getting a raise for it last week. The system has high expectations of you, and we value this association. If you're free the next weekend i'd like you to stay back in office and fill in for me, and show us that commitment you've been talking of. Did you say something about a tall girl, I'm looking for a change myself.'
by manjeet sg February 7, 2015