Musical.ly

1.Cancer
2.The most cringey source of entertainment ever
3.A platform for children with neglectful parents.

Musical.ly is the most cringey cancerous platform for children with neglectful parents.

by The pussy slayer 666 December 11, 2016

muff music

Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.

I love to make muff music during sex.

by MJPDII August 3, 2003

woodpecker music

name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats

"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".

by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005

Tasmanian Music Scenesters

The teenagers between the ages of 13 and 18 who live in town and never miss a local gig, and thrive on the metal scene. They often have a dress code that consists of band T-shirts that they may never of heard of (eg. the ramones), often matching flannies, messed up 'grunge' hair, skinny or ripped jeans, and of course converse. They're attitudes are very poser, and often with the motto 'if you don't look like us you ain't hardcore'. They love sitting in franklin square, smoking and giving dirty looks. As I said before, they love local gigs whether they know the bands or not, because we are so musically starved in Tasmania. They're are also emos that hang around and group together, but they usually only attend when bands like 'circle of blood' are playing.

Tasmanian Music Scenesters are a vast majority of the teenagers who have made town thier home.

Flannie girl: Omg, like I got sooooo smashed on the weekend in frankie, it was AWESOME, I was like spewing everywhere!!
Flannie mate: Like, cool. Did you see the lead singer of that band?? Omg, he was soooo hot!! I like stole his shoes and he though it was sooooo funny! Hey do you like my hair today?
Flannie girl: Yeah, it's soo totally grunge!!

by GubGub November 1, 2007

LIVE MUSIC

Not a jukebox, not karaoke, real musicians actually singing music and playing instruments. LIVE MUSIC includes acts such as solos, duos, trios and full bands. The worst part of playing LIVE MUSIC is the loading in and loading out of the equipment - oh and even worse, when venues try to get an artist or band to play FREE for the EXPOSURE. Real musicians who play LIVE MUSIC never agree to do that. There are 3 components to LIVE MUSIC: SINGING, PLAYING and ENTERTAINING. Some musicians can do one or even two of these well. The musicians who can do all three are the ones who are consistently booked. Everyone should get out and support their LOCAL LIVE MUSIC VENUES and MUSICIANS.

I don't want to listen to a jukebox, I want to hear some LIVE MUSIC.

by WGO Live Music Promotion December 20, 2016

mainstream music

music that hipsters and music elitists like to hate because it makes them feel special

Brad " hey wanna listen to some Coldplay"
Tom "fuck no you pleb that is mainstream garbage you need to listen to this artist that is completely unknown"
Brad " Jesus Christ man chill its just music"
Tom " those are the words of a non music lover, the true music lovers like unknown artists then hate them when they get popular and never listen to that horrible mainstream music"
Brad " ……. good to know....."

by anonymous May 17, 2019

Dad Music

Music that your father probably listens to; prime examples are ACDC, Bon Jovi and John Farnham.

''Oh hey man, I love this song!''
''Turn it off, it's dad music!''

''Oh hey man, I love this song!''
''Turn it off, it's dad music!''

by Unidastel June 19, 2014