A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020
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A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
by ceck0face July 9, 2006
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