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Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
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Midget Gang

A gang of midgets that assert dominance against taller people.
Person 1, "Oh no, its the midget gang, don't call them small"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
by Midget Gang CEO May 26, 2020
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Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see
Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine
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Midgephobic

A person who discriminates against Midgets or small people, or has a phobia of Midgets due to their short size.
Sarah doesn’t want to fuck Drake because he’s short, she’s midgephobic.
by Shark9 September 24, 2021
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Midget Rich

Not a millionaire, but in the game with respectable salary and reasonable savings.
“At least a midget midget rich”
by Jsp05208 May 6, 2022
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Midgeon

Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.
I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.
by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022
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Modders brain syndrome

The British modding communities of fiveM are infected with modders brain sickness also knows as (Modders Brain Syndrome), which makes you believe in ways that no other person would think things are not choices and also bans many users from your servers for leaking when they don't even leak.
This modder has modders brain syndrome

I.Hunter has modders brain syndrome

You have modders brain syndrome
by Kane 2.0 July 16, 2023
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