The creator of math 

An evil human being

Guy 1: man, who’s the creator of math?

Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.

Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...

The creator of math by Jakiii2345 June 11, 2020

Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math 

The unwritten or unspoken commandment for math educators worldwide not to conceal their weaknesses or deficiencies, or to pretend that they could figure out the answers by themselves; instead, they would be wiser to turn to their Creator, the Greatest Mathematician, for wisdom and insight to solve their logical, psychological, or mathematical difficulties.

If more math teachers, writers, or editors were to put into practice the “Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math” commandment, they needn’t frustratingly spend so much time and effort in solving their mathematical ills, because the Holy Spirit could in a twinkle of an eye reveal to them the solutions, which would otherwise have taken them a hundred or thousand times longer to figure them out.

Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math by MathPlus March 28, 2021

Woke Math 

When both educators and politicians request that mathematicians and math educators relook at the history of their subject and make necessary rewrites so that the study of math doesn’t appear racist or supremacist.

Alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine patriots” are hell-bent to attack anyone who is proposing or promoting any form of woke math or multicultural math in school, which would credit the contributions of non-whites in math and math education.

Woke Math by Fasters January 21, 2022

do the math 

(verb) to calculate which option is better or true.

Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "Let's do the math, If I was black I would've sold half".

do the math by Fangsta March 18, 2003

solve math 

call; dial phone number; holla;

Alright then just solve math when you wanna kick it.

or

So I can solve math sometime breezy?

solve math by Jaz W. September 1, 2008

I Won a Math Debate 

when saying this phrase really fast it sounds as if you were saying i want to masturbate.(:

jacking off or fapping as some call it. now try to say i won a math debate three times fast.

I Won a Math Debate by Kleenex Brand Tissue May 23, 2011

drug math 

The unexpected ability of an American to convert easily between grams and ounces. Often derived from college experiences dividing marijuana and other substances.

We needed to know how many grams were in 2 ounces of sugar. Thankfully my <i>drug math</i> skills kicked in and told me it was 28.5 grams x 2. Now if only I knew drug arithmetic.

drug math by ChinkyChinkerson September 19, 2007