beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)

Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!

by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008

muff maiden

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.

Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 11, 2011

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 01, 2007

Salty Ear Muffs

Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.

That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!

by HappySap August 26, 2008

muff cabbage

1. It's a Jersey thing...

2. Vagina

Snooki poxy piece of muff cabbage

by leopold stoch October 16, 2010