Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage
Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word
Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word
by jivestturkey August 25, 2011
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. MUFF MONOPOLY: when a man takes viagra and goes out and fucks as many whores in one night as possible. The price of the whore depends on the area in which they are found, a high priced area or a shithole. many sexual acts are allowed in muff monopoly, for the males pleasure and the whores agony. killing the whores after is allowed and 1 whore may be counted as 2 if the kill is gruesome enough. example: something very sick such as making an incision in the stomach and then using his erection; stab inside the whole until the whore dies.
a man goes out and has sexual intercourse withwhores, as many as possible= muff monopoly. he then may want to alaskan pipeline her or give her a strawberry cheesecake. whoever scores with the most whores in one night session wins.
by bumbutcher January 18, 2010
Get the muff monopolymug. by V The Situation October 17, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006
Get the muff maidenmug. by alfieclarke November 20, 2007
Get the your mums muffmug. Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
by HappySap October 16, 2008
Get the Salty Ear Muffsmug. A very smart, or intelligent person, much more than people normally are, yet are at particular times they become very inept or foolish at other everyday things.
by Byrappa September 25, 2013
Get the Muff Mastermug.