John malkovich

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time

Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich

by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018

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John Dick

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

by torilyn June 16, 2018

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John Caleb

A man with a dick that can unleash Niagara Falls on a girl. Alsoo has a nice ass

John Caleb is soooo fine

by Theapeman43 August 15, 2018

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John Terry

A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.

Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*

by the f.a April 24, 2020

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Timmy John

A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.

I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.

by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012

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One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.

"They call me Bond. John Bond."

by Fieldromer November 28, 2011

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john lindsey

A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...

I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!

by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005

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