John Peel 

One of the greatest DJ's that will ever exist ever. Pioneer of many forms of music that exist in the mainstream today and was behind bands such as The Smiths before they became extremely successful. He had his own show on Radio 1 and also presented Radio 4's Home Truths.

He had an extremely open minded view to music and this left a huge mark on the music industry. No one can possibly replace a man as great as this.

Rest In Peace John Peel (1939 - 2004)

John Peel, a legend through and through.

John Peel by freakeh October 29, 2004

John Dolmayan 

A member of System of a Down and Scars on Broadway and is the most kickass drummer in the world! Plays on an awesome Tama set, and has a set that is covered in comic book art. Owns and runs Torpedo comics and has a huge personal collection of comics as well. Also seems to be a huge perv, his favorite movie is Taboo 2.

Hey did you hear that drummer talk shit? Fucker thinks he's better John Dolmayan.

John Dolmayan by CDoris October 9, 2008

john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped

"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."

john-raped by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010

John Adams 

Shat the bed. People love the guy, but he's in traction.

Don't be a john adams

John Adams by Nonamehasbeentakenalready November 22, 2018

john mark car

A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.

Dude, look at that john mark car!

Who's driving?

Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!

john mark car by Creeper Patrol! April 4, 2008

John Stoke 

A person, male or female, that makes up stories about their life to make themselves sound more interesting or bad ass. Usually found when talking to others over the internet.

Bob: "I met another John Stoke on Xbox Live today."
Joe: "Was this one a green beret stationed in Germany too?"

John Stoke by Swebberz July 7, 2012

John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

John Boehner tears by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010