To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey Juice

A blue liquid harvested from milking a Joey. It can be collected and consumed to experience a euphoric trip similar to ecstasy.

Just tied up Joey and got his Joey Juice.

by student7184761 February 8, 2024

Joey

A guy that means well, works hard, but still seems to fuck up everything in his path. Like a black cloud making its way to a party.

Everything was going great then Joey arrived and the wheels just feel off the bus.

by Blackcloud69 April 18, 2023

Lil Joey Burley

A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.

Bro Henry Cejudo is a lil Joey burley, fuck that guy.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Joey

a white guy that built like a guitar and only eats ramen

Look theres a Joey ! *points at guitar

by nyc.org April 30, 2023

Joeying

Verb:

The act of Joeying is a 4 step process:

Step 1: Fill bathtub with orbeezs

Step 2: Fill Rubber Gloves with said Orbeez (from step 1)

Step 3: Tie off rubber gloves, Glue on Googly eyes to the Outside of the glove

Step 4: place your new creation in random places around your city, to cause confusion and possibly incite Violence.

Sean: why is Joseph in Jail?

Nathan: He got caught Joeying the Taco Bell again.
Sean: Ah.

by N8 A December 19, 2022

Joey Myers

A person who sells his rock crawler to become a mud holer. Often smells of Busch Light , Amish in appearance and prefers wearing panties while tucking his wiener! Often full of regret

Don’t be a Joey Myers ever !

by O.G December 21, 2022