Jared

That attention-seeking, annoying guy that dramatically reacts to everything with emphasis

You: *gently touches his shoulder*

Jared: *throws himself against a wall* OOWHWHGHHH WHY WOULD YOU PUSH ME?????? WAAGAGAHHHJJJ

by phroggg November 27, 2025

Jareerism

Jareerism is the collective tendency among Muslims to adopt an outward posture of piety, political awareness, or revolutionary zeal, while remaining trapped in intellectual immaturity, moral inconsistency, and performative allegiance. It is characterized by selective outrage, ideological laziness, tribal loyalty, and the habit of turning complex Islamic and political issues into simplistic slogans, memes, and identity posturing.

His outrage disappeared the moment the oppressor belonged to his own side, revealing a clear case of Jareerism.

by Qutbicus January 18, 2026

Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022

indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money

I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared

by Matrix basics February 3, 2023

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Aimee Jaree

When you lie more than you tell the truth.

Aimee is supposed to be leaving her husband for me and her to be happy together. Naw man she Aimee Jaree 'd you she ain't doing that she is a gold digger bruhhh.

by Aimee jaree December 3, 2024

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023