Janez

Best farmer in Slovenia

wow, how are you so good Janez

by HungryFarmMan December 6, 2019

Janez

An American term used to describe a woman's private area, also known as her vagina. Named after a very gullable, silly little man from Slovenia.

Wow, I bet that girl has a really nice Janez.

Damn, I wanna get up in her Janez.

by Kyle Winkler February 1, 2008

Janez

Slovenia's fucking farming machine. Drives Zetor everywhere. Has large cock and pleases women while milking bulls.

Look, there are penis marks on the ground. Must have been Janez walking around

by Dontbegay May 30, 2022

Janez

Janez is a demonic creature that hate's light and is terriflyingly afraid of lady's underwear.

Janez killed a guy in the dark.

Janez's attacked the village.

by William Afton February 21, 2019

Janez Jansa

a hero, badass, war hero, defender of freedoom, destroyer of communism, chad, gigachad, protector of slovenia, slayer of dictators

Janez Jansa protected Slovenia in 1991.
Everyone likes Janez Jansa.

by true.word March 27, 2022

Kellie Janez

the most amazing girl you could ever meet, she's beautiful, smart, funny, amazing, exceeds at everything she does, sexy, loves to hang out, perfect everything, burps a lot, Godly, always there for you, put up with your shi* and will never leave. the girl you want to marry. you're bestest friend in the world.

I am so glad i met "Kellie Janez" :).

by jtown777 October 31, 2011

Janez

A very shy, but cool dude. Usually good looking, is commonly afraid of women and going outside.
High chance of being extremely racist

Obama: I am Obama and I approve this message, Janez is very cool

by bober76 November 21, 2021