January 30

National ask you crush out day! If u are to afraid to ask for crush out...January 30th is the day

Boy: “hey do u wanna go out sometime?”
Crush: “yes! How come u suddenly asked me!”
Boy: “it’s January 30th!”

by anonymous December 7, 2020

January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT

just get them a gift on January 9

by _eatmyshorts_ November 8, 2020

january 12

national have sex with your girlfriend day

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man

by amongus man January 1, 2022

January 32nd

National ignore a friend day
On January 32nd you can ignore a friend and not get in trouble because if someone comes to give out to you, tell them its national ignore a friend day

Friend: Hey wanna come to my house after school

You: …
Friend: Hello?
You: …
Friend: Ohhhhh its January 32nd

by Dates_That_Dont_Exist November 2, 2019

January 6

National Fuck Your Teacher Day

Ben -I Call Ms Smith

Andrew- No I want Ms Smith

John- Too Late I already fucked her she said I have a big dick

How I love January 6th

by Bentlyboy333482 January 5, 2020

january 17

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

by mydic khurt October 16, 2019

january 24

someone dumb who loves halloween more then christmas.

jenn: why is everyone forgetting about halloween it’s only january 24th😡
me: because christmas is better

by uhohstinkytehe October 13, 2019