jabber jockey

A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.

That jabber jockey on the radio is a real motor mouth. He never shuts up.

by sputnik radio May 16, 2008

Jabba Neck

A person with a fatty neck that resembles Jabba the Hut.

That sweaty three hundred pound woman eating chocolate covered Twinkies is a Jabba Neck on par with Grover Cleveland or Rush Limbaugh!

by ghazaliman May 24, 2009

Jabronism

The act of utter idiocity or extreme ignorance; stupid beyond belief...

Wow that was jabronism at its worst, they need to fire him

by FOIABiatch January 12, 2010

jabberhole

a name to call someone who will not stop talking

wow marc...that guy is really annoying tell him to shut his jabberhole!

by christophorus September 3, 2010

Jabbin'

Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy piece of ass beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur Whiskey Dick may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion).

Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to morning wood and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.

I woke up with prime morning wood so started jabbin' on this chicks butt - just poking around, ya know - and she rolled over with a smile!

by sensuousDilJob September 27, 2012

Jaba

When a guy places his thumb in the anus of another guy and then proceeds to yell "Jaba".

Look at Jared bent over at his locker. I should jaba him!

by MrJabba November 29, 2017

jaboukie

A term that insane mental witches use before they suck the duck.

I shall say jaboukie. Jaboukie; you fine, yummy duck.

by DuckLover1286837 May 4, 2018