Irish Flute

The act of swallowing semen, followed by a shot of Irish whiskey.

Every St. Patrick's Day, Ann anticipates the tradition of partaking in an Irish Flute.

by jimbarb January 17, 2010

Irish Wristwatch

The act of taking a Baked Potato in one's hand, and then inserting said hand with afformentioned potato into the rectum of another person up to the wrist, thus becoming an Irish Wristwatch.

Did you hear what Sally and Jenny did last night? Sally gave Jenny an Irish Wristwatch but forgot to take the potato out with her hand.

by izzygizzy December 21, 2008

Irish Steam Train

An anal devise made out of a potatoe in the shape of a train, smoke-stack and all.

Quinn really rammed that Irish Steam Train in me like a real conductor.

by Jon Craw December 13, 2006

irish side car

A red headed midget that completes a threesome.

We were in Vegas on St Patrick’s Day and decided to order an Irish Side Car. I tossed her around like basketball.

by Smitty45 January 13, 2018

Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere

hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky

by J and Chris February 26, 2008

Dirty Irish Milkbone

When a disgusting Irishman swabs his bellybutton with his finger, then wipes it on an unsuspecting innocent bystanders upper lip.

Jim got a dirty irish milkbone from kirk.

by McLvn September 11, 2014

Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.

Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!

by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011