Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020

Seven hole

The butthole, the 7th hole in the body.

"hey man, looks like I'm going to jail for while."
"Damn, that sucks. Watch your seven hole buddy"

by werdphreak September 12, 2020

Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.

As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Babe Hole

Your girlfriend's pussy. Can also be her asshole or mouth depending on preference.

Babe when I get home will you give me some Babe Hole?

by T. Pruitt October 9, 2020

shuck hole

An orifice that is used for shitting and fucking.

Betty was on the rag. So John smashed her shuck hole.

by Jackreacharounder March 16, 2021

portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.

As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.

by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021

butt hole good

When everything is going good including your butthole. Can be shortened to just bhg.

How you doing?
Butt hole good.

by Maui Thor January 14, 2022