The House Rule of Dick Sizes 

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

The House Rule of Dick Sizes by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

Individual House 

An insult that can be used to confuse the opponent.

They'll be speechless...

person 1: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. GET LOST
person 2: WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST, YOU INDIVIDUAL HOUSE!
PERSON 1: WHA-???
PERSON 2: SHOVE YOUR INSULTS WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

Individual House by a_human_on_the_internet June 2, 2018

haunt a house 

someone extremely unattractive could do this hypothetically

Damn, that mf was so ugly he could haunt a house.

haunt a house by sassymchateful August 16, 2007

Clean the house after the party 

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

Clean the house after the party by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

mary's house 

when the bad guy is coming after you in a scary movie and you're hauling ass and he still catches up to you even though you're walking. He cut through mary's house.

Bob-Man before you kill me, how the hell did you catch up to me when you were walking and i was running for my life?
Killer- oh that's easy i just cut through mary's house.
Bob-I hate mary

mary's house by Pancakenipple February 25, 2011

Sell the House 

What you say when things go so wrong that there's no chance that they could get better or when you mess something up to the point that you cant fix it. Saying this is usually accompanied by throwing your hands in the air and turning away. This is usually an over-reaction.

"Hey, I just spilled sour milk all over the carpet... Screw it, sell the house!"

"I think I left my kid at the grocery store... Sell the house!"

Sell the House by IThinkImFunny June 11, 2013

The Toffee House 

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

The Toffee House by binmunbruce August 29, 2019