Breed of hipster who dresses exclusively in earth tones - tans, grays, dark greens, etc. - and sometimes other muted colors. To the untrained eye (i.e. someone only accustomed to hipsters who wear bright, multicolored and/or metallic clothes), an earth tone hipster may fly under the radar.
Earth tone hipsters often have intellectual inclinations and their 'quieter' clothing (compared to that of their loudly-colored cousins) reflects their 'introspective' tendencies.
Earth tone hipsters often have intellectual inclinations and their 'quieter' clothing (compared to that of their loudly-colored cousins) reflects their 'introspective' tendencies.
Nick: Hey, you said your school is full of hipsters but I don't see any metallic silver leggings.
Sophie: Shh, they're all over the place. You just can't see them because they're all intellectual-type earth tone hipsters and they blend in with their surroundings.
Sophie: Shh, they're all over the place. You just can't see them because they're all intellectual-type earth tone hipsters and they blend in with their surroundings.
by UD Phwoar July 14, 2011
Get the earth tone hipster mug.A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...
The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.
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by Subeej March 31, 2003
Get the hippie crack mug.A term used to describe the phoney, unwarranted sense of entitlement a majority of hipsters display as if they are some ruling elite class. Even though said hipsters spending a boat load of money to look homeless (figure that one out) The hipsterocracy will insist themselves on to everything and voices their ultra self righteous, contradictory, attention baiting, opinions especially when not asked for.
Hipster- " I eat kale, have a fixed gear unicycle and a bunch of cracker jack looking tattoos. Therefore I know everything about everything."
Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."
Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."
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Get the hipsterocracy mug.A social disorder involving ridiculous habits of dress associated with solely with Hipsters, examples include goofy sunglasses, nut-hugger jeans, and shirts with images of food on them. Hipster Irony leaves the victim mentally incapable of determining how stupid they look. Side Effects include snide attitudes, bad taste in music, a predisposition for shitty beer, and a complete lack of the motor skills used to part ones hair. Hipster Irony is also extremely contagious and outbreaks have been reported at malls across America.
"I told that Hipster his bright red pants and white sunglasses made him look like the village idiot, and he responded, 'I Know', and smiled. Must be another victim of Hipster Irony."
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Regular person: "Dude, I saw that Evolution of Dance video on YouTube last night; that video has almost 170 million views! That guy is pretty good!"
YouTube Hipster: "Yeah, I remember watching that video before anyone was talking about it. It only had, like, 5 thousand views at time..."
Regular person: "I hate you."
YouTube Hipster: "Yeah, I remember watching that video before anyone was talking about it. It only had, like, 5 thousand views at time..."
Regular person: "I hate you."
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